Michael 

Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.

I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael

Michael by emp510 August 30, 2015

Michael 

He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉

michael michael is such a breasty

Michael by Love2623 March 6, 2017

Michael 

A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay

dang Michael has a very lazy eye

Michael by Trayj234 April 18, 2017

Michael 

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.

Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?

Michael by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017

Michael 

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

Michael by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017

Michael 

A stupid fucking sewer rat who can fit as many cocks in his ass as Joe Jack's mouth, which is forty

Michael is a nigger bitch whop

Michael by TragicBronsonAKA ThMainMan January 24, 2018

michael 

the reincarnation of George Lopez (a.k.a. George Lopez II)

Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian

Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez

michael by ppheadman69 May 14, 2018