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Michael

Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.
I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael
by emp510 August 30, 2015
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He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉
michael michael is such a breasty
by Love2623 March 6, 2017
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A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay
dang Michael has a very lazy eye
by Trayj234 April 18, 2017
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A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.
Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?
by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017
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You have Michael!!; means you have small dick
by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017
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A stupid fucking sewer rat who can fit as many cocks in his ass as Joe Jack's mouth, which is forty
Michael is a nigger bitch whop
by TragicBronsonAKA ThMainMan January 24, 2018
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The skinny asian b0y who is fucking autistic and claims to have a fake ass girlfriend. He also plays fortnite all fucking day long.
Michael: Hey mate, wanna play fornite
Big nigga: fuck off u asian cunt. I aint gay u fuckboi
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