Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.

0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.

by well...shit February 24, 2014

butters moment

when something very stupid (like butter) happens that makes you think, "how can a real person be this retarded"? one who commits a "butters moment" usually has a feeling equivalent to going on a trip far away from home, and once you get there you realize you forgot something very important.

"that guy is acting like a sped kid"
"that's a butters moment right there"

by notseasons May 28, 2021

Riley Moment

A sentence/thought so mind boggling it could only be thought up by Riley

Riley: "I think stupidity is just a black person thing."
Everyone: "That's a Riley moment if I've ever heard one."

by Carti'sWaifu March 07, 2022

Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by Coach Jess March 18, 2021

Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments

Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!

by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013

katy moment

when you build up momentum to tell someone something and then forget what that something is

"hey so i wanted to say something"
"yeah sure go for it!"
"....i forgot"
"god, another katy moment?"

by pigoinklord December 26, 2018

Whalenut Moment

When you clutch a game but your aim is shit

"That's a whalenut moment"

by Lord UwU February 18, 2022