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ass job

When a girl lubes up a guys cock and gently grinds her ass cheeks on and gets him off. That or he lays his cock between her ass cheeks and strokes away without penetration.
Stacy has such a soft sexy ass. I love it when she lets me lube it up and lay my cock between those cheeks and grind on it for a great ass job.
by baadbaaadman October 8, 2008
mugGet the ass jobmug.

aspirin ass

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.
you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans
by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008
mugGet the aspirin assmug.

A rat's ass

I don't give a rat's ass about these deceptive news.
by Ahmed Saad Saad April 22, 2020
mugGet the A rat's assmug.

Lava Ass

When spicy or bad foods cause indegestion leading to diarrhea. The common feeling of lava running out of your sphincter.
spicy food in , and spicy food out

"I dont think its a good idea to eat all this spicy food, you might get lava ass later."
by Loser471 October 4, 2015
mugGet the Lava Assmug.

Ass-life

The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
mugGet the Ass-lifemug.

Ass War

Diarrhea and other related shitty problems.
I'm fighting the ass war, pray for me.
by Amphibizzy March 7, 2017
mugGet the Ass Warmug.

Lob ass

Lob ass means send ass pics
I just asked this girl to lob ass and she sent me meat pics
by Jay02x June 13, 2020
mugGet the Lob assmug.

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