Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

Inside relative grand slam

A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family

"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"

by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024

Inside-the-park home run

Doing a #2 in a public urinal.

From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."

by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017

inside jokes

i doubt the urban dictionary administrators will accept this

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Your pseudonym September 6, 2025

Inside Joke

A joke that is a very bad joke to everyone except you and your ex, so you have no one to enjoy it with :(

The inside joke I had with Cheryl was quite funny. I miss Cheryl. :(

by •Anony mouse• February 22, 2020

Inside joke

The reason you have no friends

Kevin: What's so funny guys?

Carl: It's an inside joke you won't get it.

by FreshNick May 17, 2020

the dip inside the chip

reversing how something is done usually

yo what if we put the dip inside the chip on that

by yeeaaaahhh March 5, 2018