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ass job

When a girl lubes up a guys cock and gently grinds her ass cheeks on and gets him off. That or he lays his cock between her ass cheeks and strokes away without penetration.
Stacy has such a soft sexy ass. I love it when she lets me lube it up and lay my cock between those cheeks and grind on it for a great ass job.
by baadbaaadman October 8, 2008
mugGet the ass jobmug.

aspirin ass

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.
you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans
by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008
mugGet the aspirin assmug.

bison ass

The condition of your encrusted ass crack after camping out or hiking in Nepal for a couple of weeks.
The Himalayas are beyond beautiful and can only be contrasted with the case of bison ass you have when the trip is over.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
mugGet the bison assmug.

ass nation

A phrase used when the quality or state of things in the present are so assy, terrible, annoying, or otherwise agitating, that a sovereign territory of utter ass is created
*you're getting your ass kicked at FIFA by St. Vincent & the Grenadines*

"Well this is just ASS NATION!"
by World Cup 98 October 17, 2013
mugGet the ass nationmug.

Assy Ass

The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.
I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.
by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014
mugGet the Assy Assmug.

ass lollipop

When you stick a lollipop in ones asshole and swirl it around than removing and sticking the lollipop in your mouth or your partners.
Damn that girl took that ass lollipop like a champ!
by Jessica Beotch February 11, 2015
mugGet the ass lollipopmug.

Ass War

Diarrhea and other related shitty problems.
I'm fighting the ass war, pray for me.
by Amphibizzy March 7, 2017
mugGet the Ass Warmug.

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