Bean Breeze

After you eat some food (usually Mexican) that gives you some nasty gas, and you belt one out into the fan and let it waft over into your friends/girlfriends face.

Bubba: What'd you do to piss her off?

Me: We went out to Moe's and afterwards I hit her with the bean breeze.

by Jewcephus June 11, 2010

Bean glaze

When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!

Chuck was thrilled to learn Debra wanted him to give her a hefty bean glaze for her birthday.

by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019

spicy bean

looks like a jalapeño but it's really just a spicy bean

that isn;t a jalapeño, it's a spicy bean

by 28dontcare December 12, 2019

good bean

Adjective:
Used to describe somebody who is very based, good, or just super epic in general.

I’m a good bean

by dumb jsjsj September 18, 2022

Weird beans

(An expression)Just a more interesting way to say "weird", "odd", and so on...

Mo:"Dude, my grandma puts jello in her tacos..."

Lester:"Weird beans."

by Penguin-chick February 10, 2009

Beans the series

A series made by mangird1 on youtube its follows 4 beans and they do goofy ah and nothing much prrtty much fuckall random shit happens

Grandpa:I watched beans the series yesterday
Dad:take your pills

by Mangird1 April 5, 2023

Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019