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poop fairy

Derived from Greek Poopides Poop-a-lot-alous Nymphicacides A petite Indigenous creature, whose lineage can be traced to the same family tree as that of the Tooth Fairy Dentittyfuckwhat? Nymphusaurus.
Despite its apparent frail and delicate complexion, the Poop-fairy has a natural ability to enter virtually any residence and permeate one's bedroom with a repulsive stink that lingers ad-nauseam.

Her appearance tends to be summoned shortly after the victim passes out following a long night of excessive consumption and riotous sex. Regardless as to whether one has showered prior to sleeping, all are susceptible/vulnerable to the Poop-Fairy's magical Turd-Wand.
Recent Studies from the Pentagon suggest that the Fairy simply with a wave of her magic Shit-Stick, disperses a pasty substance that although appears white, imbues the victim's mouth with a corrosive pungence of what has been described by Professor: E. Chiyanus, as a mixture between heated vinegar and an anchovies cunt, that quickly extends its pong pervading the entire room.

Age, race, sociodemographic factors are all inconsquential, every group has fallen prey to this fairy.
Although no official footage has been obtained of the Poop Fairy in action, it is widely believed that she has received thorough training from the Mossad Agency and correlating reports indicate a keen resemblance of the Poop Fairy to newly appointed Secretary of State Cunnilingus Rice.
poop fairy by Mr. Aydam & Bigdadz February 11, 2005
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dick fairy

A) A homosexual person; a member of the gay community

B) A person,usually considered to be a male, who is like the tooth fairy but likes dick instead of teeth. This person has probably sucked as many dicks as the tooth fairy has collected teeth. Hence, a dick fairy.
Don't let that kid hit the blunt. He's a fucking dick fairy!
dick fairy by JhEf April 28, 2010

twat fairy 

A fairy that comes once a girl loses her virginity, and only at night. She puts a dildo under her pillow.
Linda lost her virginity last week and got a black dildo from the twat fairy. Holy shit!

Seatbelt Fairy 

the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet
Guy 1: "I usually don't buckle up if I know I'm only going to be the car for a second, but the damn seatbelt fairy wouldn't shut up, so I gave in"

Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."

Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"
Seatbelt Fairy by swissarmyshark December 14, 2009

Swamp Fairy 

A person who is obsessed with theater to a fault. They live and breath theater, only communicate through musical lyrics, and are desperate to be the center of attention. They are also very touchy feely with each other. Most of them are outwardly sexual but in reality nothing more than teenage virgins with overactive sexual hormones and too many pimples to be integrated into regular society.
"Look at her singing those show tunes... wtf there is no musical right now!"
"She's a hardcore Swamp Fairy... You know, she was born in the swamp, lives in the swamp and will die in the swamp."

good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) 

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.
"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

Lighter Fairy 

The fairy comes around when your high and takes your lighter and fills them up with lighter fluid and then returns them to gas stations.
or
A skinnier homosexual
Bobby: Where are our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters
Lighter Fairy by lundensgate January 15, 2010