Eli

Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.

Matthew: Dude have you seen that new guy named Eli?

Brad: Yeah he’s a total twink!

by Definitely Not Ash October 20, 2019

Eli Bruntz

A yaya phag that is also a piss kinker <3

P1: I never knew you were an Eli Bruntz 😱😱
P2:.. kys

by Yaya phag February 27, 2022

Eli stroz

My very amazing partner and handsome person <3

I love you :

Eli stroz is my very pretty partner

by Austin_is_cool692826 October 28, 2021

Eli

A sweet and lovable guy who will never break your heart. He has a big dick, a great personality, and always a shoulder to cry on.

“I have a boyfriend named Eli”

by Richard Nixon July 18, 2019

GERALD ELI

A POOP THAT IS GAE

GERALD ELI IS POOP

by HAHALOOSER IS POOP January 21, 2022

Elis

An emo girl who simps for a skeleton which comes from the game called “undertale” made by toby fox. She thinks she’s better then she actually is. She reacts to porn especially drawings by her friends like a five year old seeing a kissing scene.

Fruity: “being broken up with isn’t that bad”

Elis sans simp: “YOU DON’T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO SANS!!!!”

by Hot dilfs in ur area June 21, 2021

eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

by lolitslux July 5, 2022