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Craig Hole

A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young
There’s a few Craig’s in this town, must be a Craig Hole
by Dave Ferrit April 17, 2024
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National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31
Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle
by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019
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mitch craig

Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.
He was so short he looked like a mitch craig
by Bigdaddy96024 April 4, 2019
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Craig

Craig is a piece of shit. He’s a real soy boy, a loser, a freak, a dumb baby diaper head.
Man, I hope my date doesn’t turn out to be a Craig
by Cltcltclt November 23, 2021
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craig

An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)
"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."
by NewGirl_InTown October 10, 2021
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Craig

A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.
"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."
by wylinterms October 30, 2021
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craig wilkins

Craig wilkins who teaches 8th grade is the hottest person alive and deserves the world
by Medopedo April 17, 2021
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