A man who wants to disappear who wants to be happy but doesn't deserve it bc he feels lonely and has to accept it he feels unwanted
by Cursedknightofohio February 2, 2023
Get the Colin mug.A caring guy who is always there. Somewhat emotionally unavailable, but most girls dream. Brown hair, blue eyes, and a big dick. Always satisfies.
I need Colin.
by Nilmoz February 21, 2023
Get the Colin mug.Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.
by Colin the chair January 3, 2024
Get the colin the chair mug.Colin is a very sweet person, but if you were to like him he can be a mixed feelings type of guy, if you annoy him he will show it to you without saying it by being dry or kind of rude. Colin is a great friend, he cares for you and will listen to your problems if you need to talk to someone about them he’s the one, don’t loose him tho because you’ll regret it.
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Get the Colin mug.The best boyfriend and friend you could ever ask for. He is sweet, loving, caring and considerate. He always finds a way to make others laugh, even in the toughest of times. Colin goes above and beyond for others and supportive when things don't go so well. He's strong and protective and reliable.
Person 1: Colin is so sweet, he's helping me get through a breakup right now.
Person 2: Same here, he's always been there for me whenever I feel like crying.
Person 2: Same here, he's always been there for me whenever I feel like crying.
by tigretangerine January 8, 2024
Get the Colin mug.A specific Colin in this universe is a coward. If you’re questioning whether it’s you, it’s likely not. This Colin is a manipulative creature. He doesn’t deserve the light of day because he is a perpetual liar. Colin is also a habitual cheater.
by angry friend January 30, 2024
Get the Colin mug.The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
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