by gatordick July 3, 2023
Get the clit/cockmug. A Clit that resembles bacon, and is floppy and hard, sometimes soft. It is only found in whores and skanks. the Clit would need to be at least .5 inches long, and very floppy.
"I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and turns out she had a bacon clit....i told her i already ate breakfast, and left.
by RakeG November 3, 2011
Get the bacon clitmug. The shittiest grindcore band out there! with a groundbreaking shitpost status reputation Moldy clit is easily one of the funniest bands out there, hit single Farted and Shitted soon to reach Billboard #1!
I Have A Metal Band
What's It's name?
Moldy Clit
What???
I'm known for making a song called Farted and Shitted wanna see?
Sure?
What's It's name?
Moldy Clit
What???
I'm known for making a song called Farted and Shitted wanna see?
Sure?
by sheshewashy April 25, 2021
Get the moldy clitmug. Raisin clit (noun)
When a woman is so turned off her vagina becomes drier causing it to shrivel and wrinkle and make the clitoris resemble a raisin.
When a woman is so turned off her vagina becomes drier causing it to shrivel and wrinkle and make the clitoris resemble a raisin.
Jess: Did you see Daniel change clothes the other day?
Laura: Oh my god yes, it gave me such a raisin clit.
Jess: Cute
Laura: Oh my god yes, it gave me such a raisin clit.
Jess: Cute
by Lucien Bubblegum April 26, 2014
Get the raisin clitmug. by MegaMilk January 21, 2015
Get the Clit Commandermug. "Full moon, half moon, Turbo Clit"
"Damn moon, watch your turbo clit when doing the safety wipe, you nearly knocked it"
"Damn moon, watch your turbo clit when doing the safety wipe, you nearly knocked it"
by Safetywipe March 22, 2009
Get the Turbo Clitmug. Men (sometimes in relationship) who constantly maintain sexual tension with women without an intent to proceed to a sexual activity. Usually out going and attractive, talk in a very confident way and flirt A LOT.
Clit tease is the term for a guy who displays affection and seemingly sexual interest, maneuvers into intimate situations, indulges on the sexual foreplay and draw satisfaction by the mating ritual itself while doesn't engage or lead to an actual sexual intimacy with the lady.
Clit tease is the masculine equivalent of the feminine prick tease.
Clit tease is the term for a guy who displays affection and seemingly sexual interest, maneuvers into intimate situations, indulges on the sexual foreplay and draw satisfaction by the mating ritual itself while doesn't engage or lead to an actual sexual intimacy with the lady.
Clit tease is the masculine equivalent of the feminine prick tease.
Lady A: "That guy has been flirting with you all night. Are you going to see him again?"
Lady B: "No, he told me he's married. He's nothing but a clit tease"
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"That cute guy at dance class asked me to stay after for a bit to practice some steps. We stayed for almost an hour together, just the two of us in that big room with music. That was so much fun! He was such a gentlemen as he walked me home. On the doorstep I approached closer and asked softly if he'd like to come over. He said that he has to go now, gave me a friendly hug and left. Checking his FB showed that he has a girlfriend. He is such a clit tease, but I still liked it."
Lady B: "No, he told me he's married. He's nothing but a clit tease"
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"That cute guy at dance class asked me to stay after for a bit to practice some steps. We stayed for almost an hour together, just the two of us in that big room with music. That was so much fun! He was such a gentlemen as he walked me home. On the doorstep I approached closer and asked softly if he'd like to come over. He said that he has to go now, gave me a friendly hug and left. Checking his FB showed that he has a girlfriend. He is such a clit tease, but I still liked it."
by Clit Teaser April 17, 2014
Get the clit teasemug.