by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

by Getbig350 June 26, 2017

When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!
by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019

After you eat some food (usually Mexican) that gives you some nasty gas, and you belt one out into the fan and let it waft over into your friends/girlfriends face.
Bubba: What'd you do to piss her off?
Me: We went out to Moe's and afterwards I hit her with the bean breeze.
Me: We went out to Moe's and afterwards I hit her with the bean breeze.
by Jewcephus June 11, 2010

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?
Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?
Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.
by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015
