Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

Leaf

Agency? No, tech company. Leaf provides end-to-end performance marketing services for ambitious eCommerce businesses. The team gives traditional digital marketing partners a run for their money. Hates snake oil. Likes code, data, and sloths.

No cap, Leaf is the CEO of profitably scaling DTC brands. 🚀

by beLeafer November 25, 2021

Leaf

Agency? No, tech company. Leaf provides end-to-end performance marketing services for ambitious eComm/DTC brands. Gives traditional digital marketing partners a run for their money. Dislikes snake oil sellers. Likes code, data, and sloths.

Leaf is the CEO of profitably scaling DTC brands. No cap.

by beLeafer November 25, 2021

GOLD LEAFS

A HIGH GRADE TOBACOO LEAF PRODUCED IN SOUTH AMERICA.

“ Roll up some Gold Leafs it’s bigger leaf “

by John sparks November 25, 2021

diamond leaf

A literal god nd the best human ever.

Have you heard of diamond leaf?
Yeah ofc he is a god

by Alegitguy November 28, 2021

Leaf

Noun/Adverb/Adjective/pronoun/Whatever

A green boi in which is can magically change colors with the supernatural power of Chlorophyll.

Have the supernatural abilty to rise from the dead and can reincarnate.

Also it's worst enemies are listed here ;
-seanoning,

-eletric chainsaws,

-lame metalic axe heads,
-hot fire,

smogy smelly smoke,
0.00000000000000000000000000000005927461% oxegen level,

radioactive butter,
and finally an infinite pit of sadness.
9these are totally true facts ;)

The leaf was changed by the power of the trees abilty to do stuff with Chlorophyll.

by None of yo business other peps December 3, 2021

Coca leaf Vs Monster

A individual leaf that is much stronger than the average coca leaf.

To use coca leaf Vs monster the sentence originates from “Coca leaf is like sprite, this leaf is like MONSTER!

by Elijahthebro March 11, 2024