Two-Weeker

When you’ve been smoking methamphetamine for {TWO-WEEKS}!!!! You’re a “two-weeker!!!” TWEAKER!!!

Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!

Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!

by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022

The weeber

In the hamoodian religion: the weeber is considered to be the antichrist,however,shes already living amongus and will destroy humanity with the weeb virus.

The weeber must be stopped-gayben

by Sugon69 July 28, 2022

wow weezer

To be surprised. In shock. (In a polish way)

Gram walks into a party and says Wow Weezer!

by Auntie Gram January 6, 2024

Tigger welder

A black TIG welder

Get that stupid Tigger welder outa my booth!

by HiggerNater19 January 29, 2024

Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023

Missouri Welder

The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.

Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!

Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?

Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?

Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!

by That1Lineman March 8, 2024

Reunited/Wiedervereint

A German meme that originated form a Tv show that reads the following:

Thorsten: I was made in an one night stand and I never met my biological father.

In my free time I like to play call of duty and in my last match... I couldn't belive it, some one send me this.

Text: cuntDestroyer69: LOL

FraGGer: Yes, that was a cool game. GG WP

cuntDestroyer69: I fucked your mom you loser.

FraGGer: Really?

cuntDestroyer69: Yes, you NOOB

Reporter: Yes mhm beautiful.

Thorsten: That has to be him, that is my dad!

I am Reunited/Wiedervereint with my dad./Ich bin mit meinem Vater Reunited/Wiedervereint.

by Luckyrusher June 6, 2024