Swiss Twinkie

When an elderly woman gets a creampie and holds it in for 33 minutes.

Grandma had a Swiss Twinkie in the home last week.

by TwinkyWinkeee September 30, 2023

twinkie eater

A man that goes down on a woman after ejaculating inside her.

“yeah dude I let that girl turn me into a twinkie eater last night”
“yo I don’t know about that guy I heard he’s a twinkie eater”

by stankyleg26 February 23, 2022

Twinkie Stuffer

A man who only has sex with twinks. Collects them like pokémon cards. Has a roster full of kickers. Could build a throne made out of twinks. Is slightly cornering.

geez ryan, you’re such a twinkie stuffer. what’s this like the forth twink of the week?

by swagfaggg October 24, 2023

Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.

My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021

Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

by Forgeworld January 7, 2015

Twinkie

A school bus

School must've just got out, there's twinkies all over the place.

by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023

Twinkie

The act of cumming in a twinks ass then sucking it out.

He made me turn him into a twinkie last night.

by Kai_the_bisexuwhale April 25, 2021