hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

Hog Mom

A mom that resembles that of a hog who is very ugly.

Guy 1: Do you have a Hog Mom?
Guy 2: Yeah but what can you do I didn't choose my mom.

by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021

Food Hog

A food hog is a person who hogs and constantly eats food

She is a food hog because she always eats

by -Urban Dictionary- July 24, 2018

Hooper Hog

A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.

Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?

Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?

Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.

by mikethehooper17 May 22, 2022

Piss Hog

When a homosexual steals all the piss for himself at a gay orgy.

"I was such a piss hog at the orgy, I think I drank over 32 gallons"

by Konali July 27, 2023

hog noggin

A word I just made up

"You're a hog noggin"

by btslol September 8, 2022

Hog snobber

A classy insult

“Stop being such a hog snobber

by Classybitchface September 10, 2022