Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012

thumbed out

when you are tore up that you look like a thumb. with your head tilted back.

aric looked thumbed out after being awake for 3 days.

by erkofdark September 10, 2018

Thumb bucket

Used when referencing a booty hole; derived from the act of inserting your thumb in someone’s ass while doing it from behind.

That shella had a thumb bucket big enough for two baby! Almost had me nose diving!

by BraveheartX January 21, 2021

Thumb Toes

When you have small toes (or they're disproportionate from the rest of you feet) they're called thumb toes as they look like your thumb.

Haha Gibby! You've got thumb toes!

by Fietta December 24, 2018

Chicken Thumb

When a thumb is lathered with that sweet, sweet KFC chicken grease, so that it glides gently into the anus, leaving a spicy aftertaste of 11 secret herbs and spices.

I gave my girl a chicken thumb and damn did it taste good.

by Salamski December 2, 2019

Pinky thumb

A unit of measurement which is defined by the maximum distance between your pinky and thumb. (Also resembles a'shaka')

Jacob: Corey, how wide is that table?
Corey: Ahhh it's about 5 pinky thumbs.

by TheOkGatsby September 6, 2021

kentucky thumb

When your girls on her period but she's out of tampons so you have to stick a thumb in it

Aunt Flow came early this month and Lisa was lacking so I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.

by NotTheATF May 20, 2021