Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?
Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)
Jeremy: Are they in season?
Patrick: You can crack crab year round.
Jeremy: Lol.
Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)
Jeremy: Are they in season?
Patrick: You can crack crab year round.
Jeremy: Lol.
by NatureBoy404 March 13, 2014

by Jrakracer July 17, 2016

Game, usually played in a locker room or sports setting, in which one gets a friend or teammate to look down at their exposed scrotum by saying," Want some gum?" If they look they get kicked in the ass numerous times and you get to call them gay for a long time.
At a therapist office.
Therapist: So tell me what happened Billy.
Billy: Well, I was in the locker room getting ready for practice when Ryan called to me from across the room. He said, " Want some gum? " , and so I turned around thinking he'd throw me a stick of gum, but there they were.... I'll never ever get that horrible image out of my head.
Therapist: So tell me what happened Billy.
Billy: Well, I was in the locker room getting ready for practice when Ryan called to me from across the room. He said, " Want some gum? " , and so I turned around thinking he'd throw me a stick of gum, but there they were.... I'll never ever get that horrible image out of my head.
by BIG+MACK May 8, 2008

by vanwanker January 9, 2009

A person, largely unknown to the observer, who exhibits a specifically cunty aspect of behaviour, yet the extent of their actual cuntiness is unknown - the only indicator is the observed cuntish aspect of behaviour, thus they can only be very generally categorised.
"That bloke is wearing a trilby hat to work - he must be some sort of cunt"
"New guy drinks trim flat whites - he must be some sort of cunt"
"New guy drinks trim flat whites - he must be some sort of cunt"
by mudhut September 24, 2014

The less profane way of saying "put some cheese on that bitch". To make something better, as in putting a slice of cheese on a hamburger. To "do it up" in a celebratory manner.
James: "Wow! I can't believe he made that jump, and added a 360 spin."
Jesus: "He put some cheese on it!"
Jesus: "He put some cheese on it!"
by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016
