smart school syndrome

Also known as SSN for short. Is when you go to a school where there are a lot of smart people and they are not very attractive. The market for finding a hot girl is greatly dimished when your suffering from SSN. The other effect is that the hot smart girl is coveted by everyman at the school. This syndrome usually happens at prep school and colleges.

"Dude I thought you would have had a gf by now WTF!?," Response," Yo my school suffers from smart school syndrome, not a hottie in the bunch."

by Robbi P January 11, 2009

Smart like an Ubaid

very retarded. Used for sarcastic purposes.

Man your smart like an ubaid. That was the gayest thing I ever heard.

by Zoobaid October 16, 2003

Samsung Smart Fridge

The Better version of sapnap/sapitus napitus/spap npap on the Dream SMP

Yo, did you see the thing Samsung Smart Fridge on the dream SMP

by rly907 December 2, 2020

Street Smart Psychic

Hip, cool psychic reader who taps into your energy to give you a heads up on what is in the stars and who is hanging in the bars. The daily dose of psychic prozac for the psychic junkie who is jonesing for a reading.

The Street Smart Psychic gave the psychic junkie a tarot card reading to give her a heads up on what to expect next and a psychic prescription to go with the psychic prediction...take two fortune cookies and call me in the morning.

by The Street Smart Psychic November 8, 2009

Smart blonde

A myth and bullshit rumor blondes make up so people will stop thinkong their dump as shit

Did you hear about the smart blonde
Bitch your just dumb as shit there is no such thing

by Fucking aaaaaa June 7, 2016

tboned by a smart car

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009

weight smart vitamin

a woman who ingests ungodly amounts of syrup, and then counters this obese addiction with a weight smart vitamin...

Check out weight smart vitamin...she looks like a beached whale yo!!

by El Guapo April 14, 2004