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Safety scissoring

The act of two females smashing their genitalia together with female condoms on until they both cum and shoot the condoms out at full force.
Stefanie and her partner were safety scissoring and she shot the female Condom into her partners eye
by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016
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Safety Scissoring

Also known as inverted docking is the act of a big man putting his anus inside of a smaller man's anus. Not for pleasure, just to be an inconvenience to everyone else.
Guy 1: The phone keeps ringing where is Jorge and Marc?

Guy 2:They're probably somewhere safety Scissoring again.

Guy 1: They're always reverse docking when we need them.
by JustCarl November 10, 2020
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Safety in numbers

A bunch of people ganging up on the little guy (since little guy isn't always in a literal sense, little can also mean unpopular, the little guy is the underdog regardless of actual physical size).
The one standing alone isn't hiding from anyone else, no matter what somebody said he/she did. It's safety in numbers that protect the true suspicious folks, and allow them to operate.
by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021
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Safety Death

when someone is going to die, but then... they don't because they are safe!
This person didn't die cos of the law of safety death: Jesus Christ, our lord and saviour... WORSHIP ME!!!!!!!!
by blinkiblinka February 6, 2007
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Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross

The sequence of last names called after "Bob" when the bowl/joint/blunt/bong is about to get started into rotation.
Represents every famous Bob.
Smoking device holder: BOB!
Person who next wants possession of the smoking device: Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross!
by astra420 January 4, 2011
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Yet another definition that has nothing to do with the real word, yet some punk who was angered by my previous definition of prep created the false illusion that he could "get me back" by writing an extreme half-assed, archaic insult that looks like it was pounded out by 1000 chimpanzees on 1000 type writers.
Punk: "Oh no, after reading that definition of what a prep really is, I mistuck my heroin needle into my wrist and nearly bled to death. But it's all good, because IM SO FULL OF PAIN AND SUFFERING, WAAH. By the way, I think I'll write a cheesy comeback toward hatred."

hatred: "They say if you let 1000 chimpanzees on 1000 type writers... Sooner or later, one will make an offensive insult. That was not it."
by hatred June 19, 2003
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