Taylor Swift

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!

Normal person: Taylor swift
Me: THE MF MUSIC INDUSTRY

by natzswifties December 12, 2023

Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.

“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “

by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023

swift night bunny

Unseen, unheard, twack star production; jacking people's shit in the night.

"Did any of you jack my shit?"
"No!"
"Well It could have been me, I'm like a Swift Night Bunny, very quietly sneaking in and stealing y'all's shit."

by Of The Similar September 6, 2022

Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Tay Swift

'Tay Swift' is a term you can use for someone who wants nothing to do with Spotify.

I listen to iTunes, because I'm a Tay Swift.

by Señor_Pablo67 November 29, 2016

J Swift

J Swift is when you get ghosted so many times you start to forget what the love of a woman is.

Dame he got J Swifted again. That guy has no luck with the ladies.

by Swifty sucks April 9, 2022