Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.

Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.

I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten

by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016

Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole

I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox

by Qusquirt May 5, 2023

Dirty Squirts

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.

I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!

by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025

no squirt september

so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september

girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D

girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september

by idk thb November 1, 2021

squirt turd

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018

Choco Squirt

When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.

Hey hold up let me take a choco squirt!

by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017