retaardvark

1. farm raised aardvarks
2. derogatory alternative to typical "retard", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: morongoose, quailtard

Stop licking the pavement, you retaardvark

by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006

Reather

The eternal bond of Ray and Heather and their infatuation with one another leading to no one's known existence of either as a separate entity. Reather enjoys being locked in a dark, cold room making use of a squeaky futon.

Workman walked in on Reather while they were in the Monkey Bar position.

by Sphinx1899 March 31, 2009

kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

Retard Parade

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.

Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...

by radaradarada December 19, 2008

retard

One who attempts poetry in the form of noise known as rap

Snoop Dogg is a retard.

by Norin March 11, 2005

retard

1.) Someone is abusive toward someone else.

2.) NOT someone who has a mental disability or is born with medically subnormal intelligence. People who fit this description are known as "special," "challenged," or "Earth angel."

That guy who goes around insulting everyone who is different from him is a real retard.

That woman with the mental handicap is an Earth angel. I'm glad I know her.

by somebodyelsealtogether October 9, 2007

retard

1. A very rude word for someone with a mental disability.

People with mental disabilities are people too and they deserve to be treated with respect. If you call someone with a mental problem a retard, you are a retard.

by ben r January 6, 2007