nonce

someone who likes little kids

oh wow, micheal jacksons a nonce ain't he!

by Gigantic Cock June 17, 2019

Nonce

A insult to a person who seems a bit odd

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

Nonce

A Nonce is a really nice guy and if you ever come across a Nonce, you are in luck. They have always got you back, as they are always watching you. This might sound creepy at first but, you never know they might be here to help. Do not be afraid of a nonce, they are your best friend

You see that nonce over there?

by A nice bloke November 8, 2018

Nonce

A nigga that likes kids
Usually 40 years old and jobless

"That boy I was talking to wasn't 15,he looked 40!"
"I knew he was a nonce u nigger"

by anonymous January 28, 2024

Nonce

Cameron

hey there is a nonce, look its Cameron

by Dad_left_me June 28, 2021

Nonce

Being atraccted to underaged kids

Did you hear that a nonce just moved next door

by Edwin.S July 11, 2023

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021