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Hairy Cookie Nips

A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.
Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!

Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!

Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?

Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?

I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.
by It's time to think Butthole February 14, 2012
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saucy fish nips

Saucy fish nips are when you have very gross smelly nipples so therefore you have saucy fish nips
Wow jerry you have very saucy fish nips
by Sea more butts August 22, 2017
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tiny nip slip

when a woman has a nip slip and all the men/woman in the room realize that woman has unnaturally big nipples (as big as a light bulb).
she was dancing and had a nip slip i yelled what a tiny nip slip they look like light bulbs!
by bummyland November 13, 2011
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Nip it in the bud

To pinch some bud (weed) and roll it into a joint.
John said nip it in the bud, so when he did he shared it with his friends
by lllXG29Xlll April 22, 2018
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Chocolate Chip Nips

When her nipples are so tiny that you are left with no choice but to envision chocolate chips
Dude did you see Hannah’s tit pics, holy shit she has chocolate chip nips man those things are tiny!
by Creampie_guy69 February 18, 2020
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Pizza cutting nips

Pizza cutting nips are nipples that are so erect (consistantly infact) so apparent and prominent, so mighty and so pointy (even through clothing) that they could epicly slice through pizza! Thus pizza cutting nips was born!
"Tonys got some pizza cutting nips on him!" *swoon*

"Wow Tonys nips are killer!"
"Pizza party tonight everyone, Tonys bringing the pizza cutters!"
"It's slice off time! Nips at the ready!"
by Jess Murray May 20, 2019
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