How to get away with murder

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by swag_rabbit69 May 24, 2017

"and then my cousin got murdered..."

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"

by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

A phrase used to convey the sense of impending disappointment with an individual, or a catchphrase to be shouted when crashing into a room unexpectedly.

John: Hey can you still pick me up at 7?
Jack: Man something came up I can't come get you till later, if you still need a ride..."
John:...
John: Don't turn this rape into a murder.

by Friday Bojangles November 23, 2010

Then My Cousin Got Murdered

"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."

Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

Beat a Murder Drone Day

On January 14th. You can beat the shit out of Murder Drones and they can't do shit about it.

Person 1: Hey there is a murder drone. Let's beat the shit out of it!
Person 2: Oh HELL YEAH! I will get my weapons!
Person 3: I love to beat the shit out of murder drones on Beat a Murder Drone Day

by Murder Drone ZX November 27, 2021

Parker - Hulme Murder Case

In 1954 Honora Parker was murdered by her daughter Pauline Parker, then aged 16, and Pauline’s friend and probable lover, Juliet Hulme, aged 15.

The two girls killed Honora because Juliet and her father were leaving shortly for South Africa. Pauline wanted to travel there, too, but her mother forbade it.

The girls beat Mrs. Parker on the head with a half brick concealed in a stocking, and when the body was found they claimed that the woman had 'slipped and fell', though this was not in accordance with the forty-five wounds on the woman's head. The bloody stocking with the brick in it was found nearby.

The Parker - Hulme Murder Case was very odd.

by Tiffany < 3 February 24, 2006

lay down the murder game

To participate in the act of killing ones rivals, former friends, or any punk muthafucka who who talks shit, or double crosses them.

Yo that nigga Calvin was talking shit so i had to lay down the murder game down real quick and that nigga is invisible now.

by Money Making Mitch May 29, 2011