by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022
Get the Monke rollmug. To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
Get the Monk Modemug. A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter August 10, 2016
Get the monk daymug. The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013
Get the monk sackmug. A hot, intelligent, different, woman magnet, boy. Example a there's a monkey lord known as Adam who is a different breed that can go to the past and to the future.
by Dc. Hondovandosh April 18, 2021
Get the Monke Lordmug. 
by marcopolio January 27, 2005
Get the what the monkmug.