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Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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Marriage

I mean, the whole thing is incestuous at it's core. I mean, even the story of Adam and Eve sounds like a father coming home to find that his kids are fucking eachother. The whole thing is gross. Weird incest breeding cult of solipsistic, narcissistic psychopath worshipping zealots. Even the status hierarchy revolves around seeing who can be the most solipsistic narcissist.... It's me. I'm the guy. The most of all things. AND! And... I created A.I.
Hym "Marriage (as a practice) is a ritual... Where you take some random chick... And make YOUR parents... HER parents... And vice-versa... And THEN (and ONLY then) is it ok to fuck... Like, sex before the ritual is bad... But sex is fine as soon as she's technically (and legally) your sister... THEN it's ok to fuck... It's incest! The whole thing is literally an incest ritual."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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Marriage

'An expression of commitment of love from both to each other'. And it is expressed in different ways like putting a ring on the other's finger or circling 7 times around a fire pit with the other.
Marriage is a bond based on the commitment of each other.
by A.B. Shrek February 4, 2022
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grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.
My grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
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Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.
My great-grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
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uncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.
My uncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
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marriage

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone
Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022
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