Marriage

'An expression of commitment of love from both to each other'. And it is expressed in different ways like putting a ring on the other's finger or circling 7 times around a fire pit with the other.

Marriage is a bond based on the commitment of each other.

by A.B. Shrek February 4, 2022

Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.

"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."

by Theoremist January 27, 2024

marriage

it’s that thing where it costs 6000 bucks to have your wife’s sex drive lowered

marriage sux. stick to gf

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 8, 2024

grandniece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.

My grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Marriage

I mean, the whole thing is incestuous at it's core. I mean, even the story of Adam and Eve sounds like a father coming home to find that his kids are fucking eachother. The whole thing is gross. Weird incest breeding cult of solipsistic, narcissistic psychopath worshipping zealots. Even the status hierarchy revolves around seeing who can be the most solipsistic narcissist.... It's me. I'm the guy. The most of all things. AND! And... I created A.I.

Hym "Marriage (as a practice) is a ritual... Where you take some random chick... And make YOUR parents... HER parents... And vice-versa... And THEN (and ONLY then) is it ok to fuck... Like, sex before the ritual is bad... But sex is fine as soon as she's technically (and legally) your sister... THEN it's ok to fuck... It's incest! The whole thing is literally an incest ritual."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.

“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”

by Tf2manager July 3, 2025