Milk Maid

a woman who produces breast milk as a sexual act. She can either express it on her partner, have her partner suck her off, or perform solo.

Check out the new Milk Maid porno I got.

by bankai55 June 28, 2009

Smooth Milk

A big black fucking cunt

Smooth Milk is black

by Qari Saab November 18, 2020

eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.

The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.

by RachelAnne101 April 26, 2017

milk the farm

Somebody who works on a farm or has the word milk in their name most commonly they will smell like a farmer who has a milk farm

Yo Milk the farm man you have to milk the farm

by UGH A GUY November 29, 2017

Milk-fuzz

The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.

"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."

by Slimjim8matt March 14, 2008

Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.

Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.

by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019

smoccy milk

The smocciest of milks, available only to those who have reached enlightenment and inted themselves to heights unreachable by those unsmocced

Bro 1: Hey bro got any smoccy milk?
Bro 2: Achieve it yourself man!
Bro 1: you know what, you're right

by Purefect April 05, 2022