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long vacation

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation
by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018
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girl to be long

When a girl is down to have sex for a long period of time.
by iamgroooooot June 11, 2017
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Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.
I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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Long Island

Someone who is literally of every race imaginable. White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Middle Eastern. It originates from the cocktail of the same name.

Unfortunately it can be used as a derogatory term and some people might not take it well.
Wow he sure does look nice. I wonder what he is?
He could be half white half black I don’t know.

He has evey feature of every race it’s hard to tell.
He’s probably a Long Island most likely.
He looks like a great friend!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.
Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.
by Jossh K December 13, 2019
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Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.
are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?
by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023
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Dirty Long

When you fuck someone and scream "live long and prosper " when you climax. Then afterwards watch godzilla.
Bro I pulled a dirty long last night with your trekkie mom
by The Electric monkey April 3, 2020
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