Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.

He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.

by notjanet February 7, 2010

Lapse Potential

The amount of time a game (mainly a video game) can be played before you get bored and stop playing it.

Bill-Oh man dude I played CoD6 from 11 pm to 7 am the day after it came out.. what a fun game it was!

Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..

by Aristotles59 January 24, 2010

Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.

Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'

by Chairman Money June 27, 2010

Larentoids

Local neighborhood parents or adults that give you "the look" every time you walk past them. Local neighborhood parents or adults that hate teens, just because they're teens. Larentoids tend to hate all teens because they believe teens cause all the bad shit in life. They're very paranoid, and if your neighborhood has had break-ins and robberies, they WILL blame you.

Ever since that break-in down the street, those larentoids fucking hate me...

by ArcaicMezzin October 9, 2010

Large Reptiles

1. A phrase used to break a moment of awkwardness by making it more awkward.

2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.

1. Alex: Dude I think I got drunk and made out with my dad last night.
Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.

2. Monitor Lizard

by THE AFTERBRINGER June 1, 2011

Largefy

To make a word larger by adding prefixes and suffixes.

Largefy
Comfortability

by crdmaster July 24, 2011

large ride

A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.

"Jimbob's not taking the fleet truck, he's taking the large ride to juarez."

by Bay Area Mobster February 28, 2012