Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.

are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?

by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023

Dirty Long

When you fuck someone and scream "live long and prosper " when you climax. Then afterwards watch godzilla.

Bro I pulled a dirty long last night with your trekkie mom

by The Electric monkey April 3, 2020

Ai Long

Yes

Ron: Lemme smash, Please?
Becky: Ai Long

by EndMeNow May 25, 2017

Long Salami

A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone

Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami

by Belvis Parsley November 27, 2019

long vacation

A long vacation means to die

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation

by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

girl to be long

When a girl is down to have sex for a long period of time.

wow that girl to be long!

by iamgroooooot June 11, 2017