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song karma

When you get a song stuck in your head because you didn’t properly finish listening to it.
She turned off the car and the song wasn’t done and now I have song karma
by Mare-Bear June 8, 2018
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exam karma

When you explicitly don’t help others with an upcoming exam that wouldn’t require much from yourself. This could be in the form of not sending notes or answering a quick question. This will cause the person refusing to help to get a lower score on an exam.
Can u send me the notes from the review

You shoulda been in class sorry

Your gonna get exam karma and fail the exam
by Professor..11 September 18, 2019
mugGet the exam karmamug.

Spider karma

The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.
I safely catch the spider in a cup to release him outside so I can maintain good spider karma.
by anonymous October 24, 2023
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Karma

If you know a guy named Karma, watch out. He’ll be extremely forgetful, full of bloodlust, and wayyyy to flirty for his own good. But that’s ok, he’ll be more loyal than anyone else you’ll ever meet, and his sense of humour is so bad that you’ll find it funny.
You know a Karma? Dude, try not to get murdered...
by mollowo June 30, 2020
mugGet the Karmamug.

Karma Agustin

car·ma
Karma is Jazzys wife, and only jazzys wife, Karma has the phattest as$ and is very amazing <3 everyone loves her and if you dont, kys maybe idk.
"Karma Agustin is one segcy person if ykyk shes pretty cool."
by Tsukis girl February 24, 2021
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Karma

Karma almost ran over someone today
by Don’t slip up October 13, 2019
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

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