Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.

"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"

by crowscalamity October 19, 2025

Mummas Kitchen

Mummas Kitchen is an Italian restaurant in the city of Iconic. Owned by Adonis Souvlaki, it is the best restaurant in the city.

Hey! Do you want to go buy some minestrone soup from Mummas Kitchen? Yeah it’s far better then sum yung gai!

by greekygronk May 24, 2022

kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws

Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely

by breag August 6, 2021

kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

Long Kitchen

A knife.

Man saw that long kitchen and got shook.

by Baby R (Free My Bro) December 22, 2021

Kitchen raccoon

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets

My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry

by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025

Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.

Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023