ass job

When a girl lubes up a guys cock and gently grinds her ass cheeks on and gets him off. That or he lays his cock between her ass cheeks and strokes away without penetration.

Stacy has such a soft sexy ass. I love it when she lets me lube it up and lay my cock between those cheeks and grind on it for a great ass job.

by baadbaaadman October 8, 2008

aspirin ass

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.

you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans

by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008

A rat's ass

.A rude way to say I don't care at all

I don't give a rat's ass about these deceptive news.

by Ahmed Saad Saad April 22, 2020

ass vaping

Using an electronic cigarette to intake vapor into your anal cavity. Also known as anal vaping.

I was ass vaping last Friday night and it got stuck and I ended up in the emergency room

by Votuzi December 31, 2016

bison ass

The condition of your encrusted ass crack after camping out or hiking in Nepal for a couple of weeks.

The Himalayas are beyond beautiful and can only be contrasted with the case of bison ass you have when the trip is over.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

ass nation

A phrase used when the quality or state of things in the present are so assy, terrible, annoying, or otherwise agitating, that a sovereign territory of utter ass is created

*you're getting your ass kicked at FIFA by St. Vincent & the Grenadines*

"Well this is just ASS NATION!"

by World Cup 98 October 17, 2013

Ass War

Diarrhea and other related shitty problems.

I'm fighting the ass war, pray for me.

by Amphibizzy March 7, 2017