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Ho-itis

A newly discovered disease, most commonly found developing amongst women. A woman will develop several emotions all at once or go through each emotion in a matter of 4 minutes from dealing with a dirty ho.

Known causes:

1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.

Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.
Girl, it's just a bad case of Ho-itis.

Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!
by DirtyDana/Cali August 23, 2011
mugGet the Ho-itismug.

ho phone

A pay as you phone used for girlfriends so your wife or girlfriend does not find out by looking at your normal phone or phone bill.
Tiger Woods should have used a ho phone so his wife would have not found out about his mistress.
by Jsmith8238 December 21, 2009
mugGet the ho phonemug.

ho stench

The quality a boy receives after being associated with a girl that sleeps around or has other unsatisfactory qualities that makes it impossible//hard to like him ((at least as more than a friend)). Called so because it's as though a stench is left by the ho, therefore repelling you.
Haley: Oh my god, that guy is really hot.
Nicole: He went out with Lauren some time this year.
Haley: Which Lauren?
Nicole: The one that gets drunk and takes those pics and stuff.
Haley: Oh..oh EW nevermind. Talk about a ho stench.
by poojita May 19, 2008
mugGet the ho stenchmug.

ho butt!

simply breaks downta "yo bud." it's Coal Speak, coming from the Coal Region of Pennsylvania. it's usually said pretty loud, with emphasis on the 'butt.'
ho butt! whener yous plannin on goin back the bush?
by ashlee10 January 20, 2008
mugGet the ho butt!mug.

ho tag

A friend of mine saw a girl in a bar and, noticing the tattoo over the low ride jeans, said to him "be careful, she's got a ho tag"
by cgl February 4, 2007
mugGet the ho tagmug.

cheap ho

N.

1. A slang/street reference to a trick/date/ho/significant other, that does not require large sums of cash or continuous finanical expenditures to retain their interest. This individual is low maintenance fiscally speaking.

2. A slang/street reference to a ho that is of a lower caliber - whether that be in looks, attire, number of stds, or overall performance - thus making her cheap. This term can also be used for females who are more promiscuous than expected.
"Man, my new girl is a cheap ho. All I have to do is buy her some Popeyes and we straight be gettin it on".

"I would never mess around with that skank again, she's a cheap ho fo' sho.
by Shizain July 29, 2006
mugGet the cheap homug.

gung ho

also mandarin g0nghé

derived from an asian word.

Orgin:Soldier Slang 1940's

to be gungho. meaning to be so psyched out for war. a mentality,thinking you are bullet-proof. your so hyped up and pumped so much. you can't wait to rush in and attack with your fellow soldiers.
"Man.. I was so gungho I ran home telling my mom that I was going to war in Nam like it was a vacation".
by LEC2 May 8, 2003
mugGet the gung homug.

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