eli

quote unquote benches 225 lbs
thinks hes strong but just fucking fat.

Eli: Let go jump sam
You: No I'm not your not strong just fat

by faggiewaggie December 11, 2023

Eli

Eli is a name for handsom, smart, rich, loving young man. He may not always know how to express his feeling but he would do anything for the girl of his dreams most commonly known as Morgan, Alexis, Allison, Michelle, Tessa, Abigail. Eli may not be the most “hot” man but his penis size definley makes up for that.

Wow look at the Eli over there, go get his number.

by Shawntheswan617412 November 21, 2021

Macey and Eli

Destined to be together, perfect couple and will get together soon. Soulmates and they would look great together (no other option)

Macey and Eli are so cute together

by deaddogvictim March 9, 2024

eli special

an “eli special” is a reference to last minuet or after hour orders.

you have worked a long day, during closing or when just arriving home. Eli calls you. he says “hey man are you still at the shop? we just got a order going out to …. “ this is what is known as a Eli special

by user852013 April 4, 2024

Elis

A rly strong guy that has a sweet heart and he is hard on the outside but soft on the inside and only loves one girl and will dedicate his life to keep her happy and impress her and he always sticks up for his friends no matter what

Elis is a beats

by I-J April 19, 2019

Eli Ramos

Cutest girl on the earth. Super smart and just all out amazing!

You think you're cute? You obviously haven't seen Eli Ramos!

by sambalia November 23, 2010

Elis

Thicc boy, has a badass fucking friend named Roopu, they usually hang around and kill enemy botlane both in and out of game, also has a T H I C C swedish accent and a squeaky voice.

non-thicc boi: when I get B I G I want to be as T H I C C as Elis!
mom: stfu and eat your spaghetti you lazy cunt

by CatzButNotCatz December 14, 2017