depression

what kids in 6th-9th PRETEND to have so they get attention. aka attention seekers. but in some cases this is the real damn tea sis.

Emily to Nikki: “i’m so fucking depressed rn help”
Me: *walks away and sips tea*
Nikki: “Oml do u need help? do you want me to be your friend?”
Emily: “yes but first imma go tell Andy”
Me: *sipping tea* “ahh. if only they knew. she’s a fake hoe. with fake depression.”
btw no shade to any emily’s lmao

by sipping.tea.sis March 11, 2019

postcardigan depression

when you take off your cardigan then get depressed

Julie hasn't left her house since the party. I think she is suffering from postcardigan depression.

by squatsandmilk August 7, 2011

Depressive Justice

This is like a kind of poetic justice, it is used by some depressed people when people make fun of them and then that person falls over or dies or gets hoppety hopped all over there boneable flesh by bunnies.

Haha, not thats depressive justice

by White Wicca March 12, 2004

depressed fuck

Gwen you are so depressed you feel no happiness and tell everyone to refer to you as a depressed fuck because you hate everything and everyone, including yourslef

Yo, Daniel is such a depressed fuck he seems like he literally has no life.

by Meaningoflife2010101 June 18, 2016

Depression Dots

Dots used to represent long dramatic pauses in phrases to show how depressed a person is, the more dots a person uses, the more likely they are to kill you...and your family

gone......and nobody cares.........

by Buddy lee October 13, 2003

e-depression

The mental disorder that 95% of myspace users suffer from.

"Oh help, my life is so shit, i wanna die, im suffering from e-depression"

"He was my life, i cant live without him"

"Somebody kill me, i hate life"

by Zolace September 15, 2008

Depression Attack

A term used by attention seeking whores on Wattpad and Snapchat.

“Omg I wish I had a depression attack!”

by iiPureGarbage March 5, 2018