depressed egg

That unhappy (depressed for the illiterate) egg on those Zoloft commercials.

*unhappy looking egg* Are you unhappy alot? Do you not have any energy anymore? Did you lose intrest in things you once loved? Well get used to it. Life sucks so go spend your money on barbituates and booze 'cause combining them will give you better relief then our overpriced drugs that have a ton of side-effects and bearly work better than placebos. *unhappy egg seen popping pills and drinking a bottle of smirnoff*

by Arm December 18, 2004

postcardigan depression

when you take off your cardigan then get depressed

Julie hasn't left her house since the party. I think she is suffering from postcardigan depression.

by squatsandmilk August 07, 2011

Depressive Justice

This is like a kind of poetic justice, it is used by some depressed people when people make fun of them and then that person falls over or dies or gets hoppety hopped all over there boneable flesh by bunnies.

Haha, not thats depressive justice

by White Wicca March 12, 2004

depressed fuck

Gwen you are so depressed you feel no happiness and tell everyone to refer to you as a depressed fuck because you hate everything and everyone, including yourslef

Yo, Daniel is such a depressed fuck he seems like he literally has no life.

by Meaningoflife2010101 April 08, 2016

Depression Dots

Dots used to represent long dramatic pauses in phrases to show how depressed a person is, the more dots a person uses, the more likely they are to kill you...and your family

gone......and nobody cares.........

by Buddy lee October 14, 2003

e-depression

The mental disorder that 95% of myspace users suffer from.

"Oh help, my life is so shit, i wanna die, im suffering from e-depression"

"He was my life, i cant live without him"

"Somebody kill me, i hate life"

by Zolace August 30, 2006

Depression Attack

A term used by attention seeking whores on Wattpad and Snapchat.

“Omg I wish I had a depression attack!”

by iiPureGarbage March 05, 2018