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December 9

December 9th is for all the lovers. December 9th is the day that you get to hug and kiss your boyfriend /girlfriend or your crush!!But if you don't do it you have to ask a person that you don't talk that much with but you are friends with to agree if you should hug him/her or kiss him/her or let that person pick an extreme dare for you. GOOD LUCK!!!
Cat ''I..I kiss him today because its December 9th and then I hug him and he looked at me like he fall in love with me''. Kayak " What are you talking about ewww disgusting."
by P!nk Andrea December 7, 2019
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december 3rd

my birthday 🔥🔥🔥
"you know what december 3rd is?"
"YEA RYAN'S BIRTHDAY‼️"
by ryansthebest December 1, 2022
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Redemption December

For those who fail no but November thou have a chance of redeeming thou self

in December but thou can’t participate in destroy dick December because u failed no but November if u pass redemption December then thou are not a complete failure but if someone participates who has passed no nut November thou can do anything and care will be irrelevant cause you can basically fly to thou job or the mall or school the only rules are

1.don’t beat thou meat

2.don't have sex
3.thou can watch porn but can’t jack it to it
4.your aloud wet dreams
Person1:Wow I cant believe you failed no nut November

Person2:Well I’m participating in redemption December bitch
by Redemption December king 42069 November 17, 2019
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December 22nd

The day that the best bitches were born.
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
Person 1: Bro you know what today is?!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
by WeirdChic<3 November 17, 2019
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december 21

the best people are born this day, if you know someone who is born the december 21, you should love because they deserve it.
Matt: So you're born the december 21 ?
Thimothy: Yes, why?

Matt: Nothing man, I just wanted you to know that you're amazing, man.
by pouetfavro October 16, 2019
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December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
by Junkostan December 5, 2020
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December 31

This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.
It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.

Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!
by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2021
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