This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.
It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.
Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!
Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!
by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2021
Get the December 31mug. Denial December is a monthly challenge in the spirit of Simptember, Locktober, and No Nut November. During the month of December, each day you must edge to the brink of orgasm in the amount of days that have passed in December (15 orgasms on December 15, 16 on Dec. 16, etc.). If you cum during the month, you fail the challenge. YOU MUST DENY YOURSELF ORGASM FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH TO SUCCEED. Good luck, have fun.
Soomin: Dude, how's your Denial December going?
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
by Mike Oxxx November 30, 2020
Get the Denial Decembermug. my birthday 🔥🔥🔥
by ryansthebest December 1, 2022
Get the december 3rdmug. National throw a shoe at your friend day!
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
by Junkostan December 5, 2020
Get the December 5mug. the best people are born this day, if you know someone who is born the december 21, you should love because they deserve it.
Matt: So you're born the december 21 ?
Thimothy: Yes, why?
Matt: Nothing man, I just wanted you to know that you're amazing, man.
Thimothy: Yes, why?
Matt: Nothing man, I just wanted you to know that you're amazing, man.
by pouetfavro October 16, 2019
Get the december 21mug. December 9th is for all the lovers. December 9th is the day that you get to hug and kiss your boyfriend /girlfriend or your crush!!But if you don't do it you have to ask a person that you don't talk that much with but you are friends with to agree if you should hug him/her or kiss him/her or let that person pick an extreme dare for you. GOOD LUCK!!!
Cat ''I..I kiss him today because its December 9th and then I hug him and he looked at me like he fall in love with me''. Kayak " What are you talking about ewww disgusting."
by P!nk Andrea December 7, 2019
Get the December 9mug. Me: Do you like me?
Crush: I have liked you for a long time. I wish you would’ve told me sooner.
Me: 😊
Me: I’m so happy it’s December 28
Crush: I have liked you for a long time. I wish you would’ve told me sooner.
Me: 😊
Me: I’m so happy it’s December 28
by Dakota Sky December 28, 2020
Get the December 28mug.