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Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
by Mystery016 December 30, 2011
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Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.
I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.
by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023
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Cowboy Costume

An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.
Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."
by E bough January 21, 2023
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cowboy aids

When you catch the AIDS virus from a cowboy. Most common among gay men in Texas where everything is bigger. Including but not limited to cowboy cocks that are infected with cowboy AIDS.
My work friend went to a seminar in Austin Texas and came back with cowboy AIDS. He said it was #WorthIt
by Monster Cowboy Dick February 17, 2023
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Cowboy Pancake

Smacking a girl’s ass in-between penetration while wearing a cowboy hat at sundown.
“Damn we made a nice cowboy pancake right there

Her: “I’m hungry for a cowboy pancake feed me”

Him: “we have to wait for sundown, you know the cowboy rules”
by cowgirlnotinthesand October 29, 2023
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Cowboy coon

The cowboy coon first appeared on (Ram ranch) it is a sexual act where a man sticks a rabid raccoon in his anus leting it run wild. also this pleasure full event expands the (hole) for a male partner
Me and my bros (alex) and (joe) cowboy cooned
by game_takers1 April 28, 2023
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cowboy coon

The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon

Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)
by game_takers1 April 29, 2023
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