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double-half-cousin

1- Child of parent's maternal half-sibling and of parent's paternal half-sibling at the same time.
2- Child of parent's half-sibling and of other parent's half-sibling at the same time.
3- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
5- Double-half-first-cousin.
6- Double-half-1C.
My double-half-cousin is a good person.
by TAYLORGLOSS October 21, 2021
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Cousin

“Does this look right cousins?”
by Ugh_idk January 15, 2024
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double-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of aunt (father's sister) at the same time.
3- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
Double-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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sesqui-first cousin-niece

My sesqui-first cousin-niece is a good girl.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.
by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022
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Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways
Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie
by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021
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