by John donogibo April 5, 2022
Get the Cartermug. by FP4764 June 5, 2018
Get the Cartermug. by KillyJ February 28, 2015
Get the Jimmy Cartermug. A man so sexy and in every possible way better than the “jacks” of the world. Carter is a guy who will absolutely fuck your bitch and get away with it. Dudes a fucking stud if I’ve ever seen one, with a dick the size of the Nile.
Person 1: Did you just fuck my bitch?
Carter: Ya but it’s chill cause my name is Carter.
Person 1: Fuck you right.
Carter: Ya but it’s chill cause my name is Carter.
Person 1: Fuck you right.
by Ctkoch12859693 November 23, 2021
Get the Cartermug. Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025
Get the Jimmy Cartermug. the bestest boy ever. the sweetest one. someone to talk to ab anything. the realest one. a best friend to anyone. the one whose attractive. the boy who gets all the girls and his friend Mickey C gets jealous bc he knows carter is better looking.
the one who always makes u feel better and cures ur depression. the one who u would spend every second of the day with if u could. the one who is very dirty minded but who u laugh at every day. that one boy who would do anything for h
the one who always makes u feel better and cures ur depression. the one who u would spend every second of the day with if u could. the one who is very dirty minded but who u laugh at every day. that one boy who would do anything for h
by 123rando456 October 28, 2020
Get the carter w.mug. 