Dametus long

Da meat is long.

If your girl ain’t texting back 9:30 on a Friday night chances are shes hanging with Dametus Long, and ain’t coming back.

“Dametus Long over here with them sweatpants on finna make me act up!”

“My girlfriend hung out with Dametus Long and started walking weird the next day”

by Jeb42069 January 15, 2021

long drag

You drag your tongue from the front to the back of the vagina

I gave her long drags all night!

by vaktsn November 6, 2023

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

long shlog

the shit that stick up in the morning with a wet surface pulcing and cumming.

long shlog in yo mom

by he he he hui March 30, 2022

The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.

Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.

by Jossh K December 13, 2019

long throw

beyond scope or beyond one's bearing

Taking an expensive mortgage in the current economic situation seemed a long throw to Jeff and Dinna

by Conzwelo January 29, 2009

The Long Islander

The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.

There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.

by Balboa89 May 4, 2018