June 1st

Half way through the year which means it’s the only day you have to have a cheat day. Your resolution for the New Years can be cancelled for this one day.

Your resolution was quitting sugary soda?? Then you drink a soda today!! Cause it’s June 1st

by Will heever June 1, 2021

May 1st

National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!

Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵

by Dontbeapussy29 April 28, 2021

January 1st

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day

Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Please i need a name December 24, 2020

1st Jiafei War

A battle that took place in Puxi, China which lasted from 69 A.D. to 69 B.C.. The Jia dynasty launched cvm attacks on the Fei dynasty which led to the counter-offense with 69,000 sellers and kidnappers. The war ended with the Fei dynasty capturing Jiazhou and executing King Feifei Jia.

The 1st Jiafei war destroyed the Great Cvm Fort in Jiazhou killing 69,000,000 productors.

by Yasohandokju September 24, 2022

1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

No means yes

Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters

This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

by The Thongler March 6, 2024

November 1st

national roll in a ball and cry on the floor like shane dawson because you thought no one would buy your palette but you were conspir-wrong day

shane a month ago: i’m fucking scared that i’m gonna work so hard on this palette and then no one is even gonna care
jeffree on November 1st: the website CRASHED and shane is in a ball crying on the floor

by thedogketchup November 1, 2019

January 1st

New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.

friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-

by catdogla September 24, 2021