Craig

A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids

Hang that fucking craig

by A person who hates all craigs February 12, 2022

Craig n Dave

The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.

Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch

by Craig n Dave word creator April 27, 2021

Craig

A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.

"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."

by wylinterms October 30, 2021

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

Craig Hole

A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young

There’s a few Craig’s in this town, must be a Craig Hole

by Dave Ferrit April 17, 2024

craig

An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)

"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."

by NewGirl_InTown October 10, 2021

Senator Craig's

Someone who sucks dick

Yo them dudes are such Senator Craig's

by Senator Craig 2 August 18, 2019