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Brazilian thunder monkey

when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.
last night was insane my girl Brazilian thunder monkey me all night.
by jigglebit April 19, 2021
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The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII
by Pweaw February 12, 2024
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cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.
My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.
by Domazz691 September 17, 2023
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Baby Monkey Bum

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.
"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."
by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011
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Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021
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MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024
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(v.)

Synonym for suicide.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
by Dinkywink June 17, 2021
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