like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008

Lyin' like a sack of rugs

When someone is obviously lying in a lazy way.

The person is not trying their best to hide their lie.

Amy is lyin' like a sack of rugs.

Amy lied like a sack of rugs when she said the sky wasn't blue.

by quirckyteen November 6, 2023

Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb

Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.

Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

by KG&GB May 18, 2021

i like soup

I like soup

I like soup

by Elras September 27, 2020

smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell

The ultimate banned riff that is never to be played but is often requested

“That’s pretty cool, but can you play smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell“

by RatteCat January 15, 2021

<.7.97.6.>Having A fishbone Jammed your throat, makes individuals feel like they a reign on you, huh, lol.<.7.97.6.>

<.7.97.6.>Having A fishbone Jammed your throat, makes individuals feel like they a reign on you, huh, lol.<.7.97.6.>

<.7.97.6.>Having A fishbone Jammed your throat, makes individuals feel like they a reign on you, huh, lol.<.7.97.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by bm652 November 20, 2023