Friend

Of course you don't know what a friend is, why would you?

HEY! You got no friends lmao

by Yo Momma Gay May 26, 2019

Friend

That dumbass you show sympathy for.

My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4

by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 5, 2019

friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023

Best bully friend

The friendship Toulay and Joaquin have.

Toulay attacks Joaquin 24/7 but they are still close buddies which is what they call, best bully friend.

by Toulay😝 October 29, 2023

Friend

Friend: something you probably don’t have.

You don’t have one friend.

by ScottieTheTimelord March 19, 2018

Bad friend

A bad friend is someone who bitchy and always ditching their friends for popularity

Omg she’s such a bad friend

She’s such an attention seeker

by Ringwoodbitych October 17, 2019

Your friends

A friend of yours,who is someone who you can tell anything,just make sure they aren’t fake by telling a fake secret.

Hey Dan! I wanna see your friends.

by Lolip August 9, 2021