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Double-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
My double-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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Double Loading

that feel when a DC takes lysate and RNA and cures cancer. #electroporation
Damn dude my grandma was about to die until the DECKER too her DC and did double loading and saved her life. Thank god for science!
by mrallele April 13, 2022
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Double Dipping

When someone has you to do the same task twice in one frame of time (day, week, etc). Usually used to parental or boss-like figures between friends or strangers.
My mom had me double dipping on the dishes today, even when it was my brother's turn.

My coworker had me double dip on his shift again. This is the 2nd time this week.
by Cash-Cow October 1, 2016
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Double WombaWomba

When someone uses something they are better at against you.
You: They used that Double WombaWomba on my ass
Them: I'm just the best at COD, aren't I?
by SomeUnholyWhoreMan March 12, 2024
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double AFK situation

Commonly happening during travelling, double AFK situation refers to the inability to watch latest YouTube videos on the smartphone caused by two causative factors at the same time — i.e. low battery levels and poor signal reception.
Stuck on the interstate roads located in the highlands with a dying battery and no signal, I found myself in a double AFK situation, missing out on all the new YouTube videos I’d been dying to watch!
by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025
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Double Faced Entendre

Someone who has two totally different personalities
E.g My friend just betrayed me, what a double faced entendre.
by CARNAGExGUITARIST February 1, 2022
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Churham Double

In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:

Cu = Su*2

*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit

The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).

CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Bob: "Count Chocula, How many squats did you do today?"
Count Chocula: "I did 1000 squats today"
Bob: "That's a spooky number of squats!"
Count Chocula: "Oh yes - I should mention, they were Churham Doubles"
Bob: "Oh I see, so you actually did 500 squats today"
by dudewad September 28, 2022
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